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- Category: Jokes (continued)
- Passing a parrot
- Passing an exam
- Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and
- Paying bills
- Paying in advance
- Paying Rent
- Peanuts
- Pecuniary reasons
- Perfect customer
- Perfectly good eyesight
- Perfectly healthy
- Performance evaluation translations
- Perot corn
- Persistency Act
- Pessimist and a dog
- Pest-by-Modem
- Pet owners
- Phone joke
- Phone joke II
- Phone keeps ringing
- Phone songs
- Photographer works
- Piano
- Pick a starting salary
- Pick Heaven or Hell
- Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
- Pilot to tower
- Pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- Play doctor
- Play on the words
- Play the Office Game
- Playgirl Rejection Letter
- Playing tabla
- Playing with your mind
- Playtonic relationship
- Please show the I. D
- Pneumonia
- Poem of English
- Poetic justice
- Police chief hates you
- Police officer Christmas
- Policemen in Heaven
- Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
- Politically Correct Santa
- Politically correct seasons greetings
- Polygamy and
- Poor batman!
- Poor Rabbi!
- Pope Dies
- Practical Joke
- Pray hard
- Prescription
- President Carter's joke
- President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game
- President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop
- President precedent
- Presidential Election worries
- Prison vs a housewife
- Problems during flight
- Problems from the start
- Process-Oriented God
- Proctologists
- Proctology findings
- Proffessional Acquantance
- Proffessional Terms
- Proffessional Terms II
- Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship
- Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman
- Psychiatric Hotline
- Psychiatrist phone
- Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
- Psychoanalysis
- Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
- Punctuation marks
- Punishment for Gates
- Punishment in hell
- Punishment that fits the crime
- PUPPY LOVE
- Purchasing a New Bird
- Purchasing new brains
- Purchasing the shoes
- Put it to a good use
- Q & A Iraqi War Jokes
- Qualifying for Heaven
- Question and answer
- Question answer 01
- Question answer 02
- Question answer 03
- Question answer 04
- Question answer 05
- Question answer 06
- Question answer 07
- Question answer 08
- Question is too easy
- Quotes from stupid 01
- Quotes from stupid 02
- Quotes from stupid 03
- Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when
- Rabbi's anniversary present
- Rabbits Ph. D. Thesis
- Radar Gun Error
- Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at
- Rating Christmas parties
- Reaching the end of a job interview
- Read - it's fun
- Reading time
- Really torrid honeymoon
- Reasons for the Mir Accident
- Reasons to allow drinking at work
- Reasons to stay at work all night
- Recipe for Banana Bread
- Recruiting any and all pilots
- Red shirt
- Redneck wins lottery
- Reducing travel risk
- Refrigerate elephants
- Rejection Letter Reject
- Religious battle golf
- Remember a child
- Remember during wars
- Repetitiveness
- Represent Christmas
- Requesting a three day pass
- Retire Aged Personell Early
- Returning from her vacation
- Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
- Revised Christmas days
- Reward for goodness
- Reward these soldiers for their work
- Richard Olivier, the son of Sir Laurence Olivier
- Ring, ring!
- Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife
- Rolls Royce vs. Yugo
- Room Service
- Royalty and W
- Ru-Ru
- Russia Jokes
- Russians used a pencil
- Sad revelations
- Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him
- Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special
- Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still
- Safe sex
- Safe to appear
- Safe to swim here
- Safest Way to Drive
- Saintly Naivete
- Santa vs. system admins
- Santa's Pet Peeves
- Santas Diversion
- Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl
- Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was
- SAT score decay
- Save the country
- Save the dead rabbit
- Saving the situation
- Saxophone
- Say anything
- Scared sleeping
- SCHEDULE OF A MAN
- Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City
- Scholarly discussion
- Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
- SCUMEX and parmesan
- Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country
- Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic
- Selling war insurance
- Seminars for a woman
- Seminars for Men
- Sending out many cards
- Sensormatic
- Serious desease
- Set up hidden cameras
- Seventy year old George went for his annual physical
- Several weeks after a young man had been hired
- Sex on Sabbath
- Sexually active
- Seymour was a good and pious man
- She changed me
- She is better
- Sheep Dog Bra
- Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking
- Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip
- Shoe shopping
- Short Christmas jokes
- Short Father Christmas
- Short gender jokes
- Short Irish Jokes
- Short reindeer jokes
- Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant
- Show him your cross
- Showering: Men v. Women
- Sick of the Holidays
- Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation
- Signs Technology Took Over Your Life
- Silent treatment
- Silly superstition
- Simple Curiosity
- Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
- Sister Margaret died
- Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses
- Six people were on a plane
- Slap Martha Stewart
- Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight
- Sleeping on the job
- Slight confusion
- Slow golfers ahead
- Small World
- Smart decision
- Snake solves problem
- Sneaky, sneaky
- So at the funeral home, the widow instructs
- So my sister, a natural blond
- So the new conductor addresses the orchestra
- So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails
- So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite
- So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building
- So you don not know Jack Schitt
- Soap dispenser
- Social Security Sex
- Soft and Hard
- Software Development Process
- Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
- Soldier stands guard
- Solve Indian puzzles
- Solve the riddle
- Some cows view each day as the last roundup
- Some explaining
- Some fishing terms
- Some horse-play
- Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs
- Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English
- Some of the myths about marriage
- Some people are sitting in a bar
- Some police quotes
- Some practical jokes
- Some problems
- Some professions
- Some relatives
- Some things never change
- Some time after their bitter divorce
- Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner
- Some very common traits in two drunks
- Someone really stinks
- Southerners are not that stupid
- Space shuttle mission to the Moon
- Spain Jokes
- Speak more precisely
- Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin
- Special High Intensity Teaching
- Spell it
- Spelling checker
- Spice Girls Application Form
- Sports entrance exam
- St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day
- St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven
- Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her
- Stagecoach surprise
- Standardized Guide to the Bases
- Staring down from the bench to announce the terms
- State of Arkansas Residency Application
- State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
- Stay over one night
- Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor
- Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding
- Steven Wright on dogs
- Stock market report
- Stolen Car
- Stop being late to work
- Stop redundancy
- Story about infinity
- Story behind a gun
- Strange headline news
- Strange people are here
- Strategy
- Stress-Relieving Prayer
- Strict school
- Stuck in a plane
- Stuck orgasm
- Student Proverbs
- Students miss a final
- Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick
- Studying the twinkies
- Stupid people awards
- Stupid people awards 01
- Stupid people awards 02
- Stupid people fearing
- Stupid people stories
- Stupid people stories 02
- Stupid sports quotes
- Subjects for a date
- Submarine humor & fun
- Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion
- Suffering
- Superglue
- Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
- Swerve to avoid a box
- Tactfullness
- Take her apart!
- Take in a boarder
- Taking the final exam
- Talk to the judge
- Talking on a plane
- Tarantino
- Tarzania
- Tarzania II
- Teaching
- Technology problems
- Telemarketers go away
- Tell about a haircut
- Temperatures and What They Mean
- Ten pounds of pride
- Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
- Term dictionary
- Test for being drunk
- Test Yourself: Are You a Neanderthal?
- Texan with a new car
- Texan's guide to life
- Thank you for the emails
- Thank you..thank you very much!
- That is ONE!
- That was an insult
- The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife
- The absolved
- The accident report
- The aged patient doddered into
- The ages of man
- The alcohol trouble
- The Amazing Flying Dog
- The American in Hong Kong
- The angry wife met her husband at the door
- The answer to the eternal question
- The approach of winter
- The Army Airborne major was used to harassment
- The astronomy jokes
- The Australian liberal party announced today
- The Australian way
- The Bachelor Diet
- The bachelor's diet
- The bad news and the good news
- The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring
- The Barber Shop
- The barber was finishing a haircut
- The baseball demands
- The best book on elephants
- The Big Horse Race
- The Big Scare
- The blind date had not been all that great and
- The blind daters had really hit it off and
- The boss called one of his employees into the office
- The Cat's Chalkboard Assignments
- The Cesium song 01
- The Cesium song 05
- The Cesium song 06
- The Cesium song 07
- The Cesium song 08
- The Cesium song 09
- The Cesium song 10
- The Cesium song 11
- The Christmas diet song
- The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment
- The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume
- The College Food Chain
- The Colonel's Order
- The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field
- The company president called the chief security guard
- The company sergent is briefing the recruits
- The complaint letter from Judi
- The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher
- The Cop Quiz
- The copy machine handout
- The corporate boat race
- The cost of a brain
- The couple was dining out when the wife noticed
- THE CROCODILE OR THE WHALE?
- The crowded store
- The crusty old managing partner finally passed away
- The customs of an Irishman
- The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor
- The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college
- The definition of a phallic symbol
- The definition of sex
- The dentist was called away from the dinner table to
- The Diet
- The difference
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
- The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum
- The District Attorney requested all the robbery victims to
- The doctor had just completed his examination
- The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him
- The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him
- The dog and the butcher
- The double-sided truth
- The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods
- The Eighteen Bottles
- The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar
- The engineer's terms
- The essential difference
- The evils of marijuana
- The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss
- The Feline Diet
- The first client
- The first engineer calls out to the other
- The first Jewish woman President is elected
- The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms
- The first time in the gay bar
- The Fisherman
- The following statements were found on patient charts
- The Frenchman and the Italian
- The fruit cake recipie
- The fucking lights
- The general went to the doctor for a physical
- The Gift
- The girl knelt in the confessional and said
- The golf course
- The good and the bad
- The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching
- The guide to wife translations
- The guy considered himself lucky to have been able
- The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club
- The hamster and the pollar bear
- The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris
- The Hat
- The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
- The headmistress at a girls prep school
- The Hillary's room
- The hit-and-run
- The homework schedule
- The horny midget found that the best way
- The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver
- The hunting season
- The Ideal Date
- The Importance Of Correct Punctuation
- The Insensitive Gorilla
- The Irish Virus
- The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade
- The job security quiz
- THE KITTY
- THE LAND OF OZ
- The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to
- The last day working
- The last request
- The last words
- The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
- The Letter D Pulls Out
- The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model
- The little boy comes home from school and asks mom
- The little sexy housewife was built so well
- The local courtroom was packed as testimony began
- The local priest came across Paddy who had
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down
- The man approached the very beautiful woman
- The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own
- The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order
- The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks
- The math one liners
- The Math Test
- The meaning of life
- The medical student was asked four reasons
- The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital
- The Microsoft waiter
- The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon
- The Missionary and the Chief
- The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test
- The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie
- The Mohel
- The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake
- The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning
- The most evil thing
- The most painful part
- The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with
- The Naming of Jesus
- The new Ensign was assigned to subs
- The new Euro language
- The new hooker had just finished her first trick
- The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was
- The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning
- The newly divorced woman
- The newly married man came home from work
- The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
- The office happenings
- The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman
- The only true religion
- The only wish
- The organization is like a tree full of monkeys
- The other day my house caught fire
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina
- The painful execution
- The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many
- The people are waiting
- The Perfect Worker
- The Plumber has arrived
- The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters
- The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals
- The Pope took a philosophy professor
- The Pope vs. the Queen
- The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle