Taking a Shower or Bath

I spent the day helping my friend, Babbit, on his farm. When I got home, my wife said, “You Stink!” I headed straight for the Shower.

I Ran the water, closed the Shower curtain, and adjusted the Showerhead. I worked the soap into a Lather and Scrubbed from Head to toe. I Rinsed off the Soap and Toweled off.

When I went back into the living room, my wife said, “You still stink! You need To soak in a bath!”

I went back into the bathroom, put the Stopper in the Bathtub, and turned on the Faucet. I didn’t want to take any chances. I took some of my wife’s Bubble bath and poured it into the bathtub. When the bath was ready, I got in. I soaked for a half hour and I washed Every nook and cranny.

When I went back into the living room, my wife said, “Wow, you smell as pretty as a flower!” That wasn’t exactly what I was Going for, but I’d rather smell like flowers than pigs!

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Taking a Shower or Bath