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You might be a redneck if 05

You might be a redneck if…

You’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin’ dog.

You’re an expert on worm beds.

The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!”

Your family tree does not fork.

The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.

You haul more than U-Haul.

Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, “The feud is back on!”

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.


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You might be a redneck if 05

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