You might be a redneck if 06
You might be a redneck if…
Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.
Your wife’s hairdo attracts bees.
Your baby’s first words are “Attention K-Mart shoppers.”
The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You’ve ever financed a tattoo.
You refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the “day my ship came in.”
Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
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