Рубрика: Jokes

  • The Mohel

    This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn’t read Hebrew she...

  • Using nails on a house

    These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away....

  • Clinton administration medical dictionary

    Acute: Opposite of an ugly Artery: The study of paintings Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria Barium: What doctors do to dead patients Benign: What you are after you’re eight....

  • An Australian Christmas

    Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleigh Never have a white Christmas When...

  • A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy

    A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named «Clint», and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to Clint, «You going to die. But...

  • England Jokes

    Q: What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer. — — — — — — — — — — —...

  • It’s 11 o’clock

    In America the late night news used to broadcast this message: «It’s 11 o’clock do you know where your children are? In England they say «Its 11 o’clock do you...

  • Armando asks

    Armando went to his neighbor and asked, «Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?» «No,» says Carlos. Armando asks, «Do...

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