President Carter’s joke

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2. Перевод слова joke Joke – шутка, анекдот Перевод слова In joke – в шутку, шутя standing joke – неистощимый объект для шуток blue joke – пошлая шутка a corny joke – старая шутка,... ...
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6. Значение идиомы take a joke [take a joke] {v. phr.} Accept in good spirit some derisiondirected at oneself. My brother has a good sense of humor whenteasing others, but he cannot take a joke on... ...
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8. Перевод идиомы able to take a joke, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: able to take a joke Перевод: уметь давать другим смеяться и шутить над собой; не обижаться на шутки других Пример: Our boss is not able to take a joke.... ...
9. Gas-tank joke This practical joke is hearsay. A fellow student some years ago related the following. Apparently another student was a bit of a braggar. His favourite topic was his car, and... ...
10. Перевод идиомы no joke, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: no joke Перевод: серьезное дело Пример: The mistake with the meeting time was no joke. It caused many of us very serious problems. Ошибка со временем проведения собрания была... ...
11. Перевод идиомы inside joke, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: inside joke Перевод: шутка, известная только ограниченному кругу лиц (внутри какой-либо компании, среди друзей, и т. п.) Пример: That must be an inside joke, because it’s not funny at... ...
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14. Перевод слова reaction Reaction – реакция, отклик, противодействие Перевод слова Chemical reaction – химическая реакция delayed reaction – замедленная реакция action and reaction – действие и противодействие His Reaction was predictable. Его реакция... ...
15. Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done... ...
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20. Фразовый глагол joke around – перевод и значение, пример использования Фразовый глагол: joke around Перевод: дурачиться, шутить или пытаться пошутить Пример: Mike is always joking around at work. Майк всегда шутит на работе....
21. Перевод слова interview Interview – интервью, собеседование Перевод слова To conduct an interview – проводить интервью to give an interview – давать интервью to obtain an interview – взять интервью taped interview –... ...
22. Перевод идиомы crack a joke, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: crack a joke Перевод: рассказать шутку Пример: The man was a lot of fun at the party because he was always cracking jokes. Этот мужчина был очень забавен на... ...
23. Перевод слова Japanese Japanese – Японский; японец, японка Перевод слова The Japanese – японцы the mores and culture of the Japanese – нравы и культура японцев top-ranking Japanese university – один из лучших... ...
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38. Перевод слова story Story – рассказ, повесть, сюжет Перевод слова Short story – рассказ, новелла funny story – анекдот the main thing in a novel is the story – самое главное в романе... ...
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