• Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

    More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give...

  • An Other one

    Three old guys are out walking. First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’ Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer.’ A...

  • The Ideal Date

    IDEAL DATE At 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check before we go back to my place” 35 “Just come over.” 48 “Just come over...

  • Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day

    Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy...

  • Is that your horse

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,...

  • A painful adjustment

    Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his wedding, I had ask exactly what...

  • You Can Never Really Go Back

    You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman...

  • Civil War Era humor

    Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War. BIGGEST MAN… The biggest man in the Union Army was Capt. David...

  • Juggler, driving to his next performance

    Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. ‘What are those knives doing in your car?’ asked the officer. ‘I juggle them in my act.’ Oh yeah?’...

  • Alphabet

    Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s first Kid: Ok, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l,...

  • You can eat your plate

    Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further – eat the plate. Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor,...

  • Buying your ticket

    Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a...

  • College Dorm

    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male...

  • Time to quit

    As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. “Do you know what time we quit around here?” he...

  • Gone fishing

    Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything. His Mama asked him what the problem was. “Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish....