Iraqi vs. American

Average Iraqi

Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors

Average American

Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme park

Average Iraqi

Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation

Average American

Willing to participate in People’s Choice Awards

Average Iraqi

Lines up by the thousands to die for country

Average American

Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty

Average Iraqi

Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo by West

Average American

Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn’t include McCookies

Average Iraqi

Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise

Average American

Believes if, in a dream, you don’t wake up before hitting the ground, you die

Average Iraqi

Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest

Average American

Has beer guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip

Average Iraqi

Thinks Saddam Hussein is a political genius

Average American

Thinks Saddam Hussein makes Dan Quayle seem like Einstein


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Iraqi vs. American