Q & A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq?
A: DUCK!
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Q: What’s the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, “B-52”
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The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that :
Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq.
Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.
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Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!
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Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
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Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
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Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He’s the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.





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