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Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them. One eagle says to the other, “Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?” The other replies, “Yeah. You’d move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!”


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Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly

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