Shopping for Bedding

Xavier: Thanks for helping me Decorate my new apartment. Hey, where are you going?

Crystal: I’m going to the Bedding department. Now that you have a new bed, you’ll need new bedding.

Xavier: Right, okay, but can’t I just get some Sheets, a couple of Pillows, and a Blanket?

Crystal: That’s only the beginning. Oh, feel these sheets. No wonder they’re so soft. They have a very high Thread count.

Xavier: Thread count?

Crystal: You’ll need a Fitted sheet, a Flat sheet, and Pillowcases. Did you get a queen – or a king-size bed?

Xavier: It’s a full-size bed.

Crystal: Okay, you’ll need a Comforter and a Duvet cover, too, and this Bed skirt will make your bed look really nice.

Xavier: Bed skirt?

Crystal: Of course! You can’t leave your Mattress exposed. That would look so Tacky.

Xavier: If you say so…

Crystal: Wow, look at these Canopies. Don’t you think…?

Xavier: You want to put a canopy over my bed?! No, that’s where I Draw the line.


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