Публикации
- Категория: Biographies
- Биография Александра Македонского на английском языке. Biography of Alexander the Great
- Биография Александра Пушкина на английском языке. Biography of Alexander Pushkin
- Биография Альберта Эйнштейна на английском языке. Biography of Albert Einstein
- Биография Барака Обамы на английском языке. Biography of Barrack Obama
- Биография Билла Клинтона на английском языке. Biography of William Clinton / Bill Clinton
- Биография Вольфганга Амадея Моцарта на английском языке. Biography of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- Биография Галилео Галилея на английском языке. Biography of Galileo Galilei
- Биография Джона Кеннеди на английском языке. Biography of John Kennedy
- Биография Джорджа Буша на английском языке. Biography of George Bush
- Биография Джорджа Вашингтона на английском языке. Biography of George Washington
- Биография Елизаветы I на английском языке. Biography of Elizabeth I
- Биография Ивана Грозного на английском языке. Biography of Ivan the Terrible
- Биография Исаака Левитана на английском языке. Biography of Isaac Levitan
- Биография Исаака Ньютона на английском языке. Biography of Isaac Newton
- Биография Клеопатры на английском языке. Biography of Cleopatra
- Биография Константина Циолковского на английском языке. Biography of Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
- Биография Мартина Лютера Кинга на английском языке. Biography of Martin Luther King
- Биография Михаила Лермонтова на английском языке. Biography of Mikhail Lermontov
- Биография Мэри Кассат на английском языке. Biography of Mary Cassatt
- Биография Наполеона Бонапарта на английском языке. Biography of Napoleon Bonaparte
- Биография Оливера Кромвеля на английском языке. Biography of Oliver Cromwell
- Биография Пабло Пикассо на английском языке. Biography of Pablo Picasso
- Биография Петра I Великого на английском языке. Biography of Peter the Great
- Биография Рэя Брэдбери на английском языке. Biography of Ray Bradbury
- Биография Томаса Мора на английском языке. Biography of Thomas More
- Биография Томаса Эдисона на английском языке. Biography of Thomas Edison
- Биография Уильяма Хогарта на английском языке. Biography of William Hoggarth
- Биография Уильяма Шекспира на английском языке. Biography of William Shakespeare
- Биография Уолта Уитмена на английском языке. Biography of Walt Whitman
- Биография Франклина Рузвельта на английском языке. Biography of Franklin Roosevelt
- Биография Чарльза Диккенса на английском языке. Biography of Charles Dickens
- Биография Эдгара Аллана По на английском языке. Biography of Edgar Allan Poe
- Биография Эндрю Уайета на английском языке. Biography of Andrew Wyeth
- Биография Юлия Цезаря на английском языке. Biography of Julius Caesar
- Категория: Jokes
- 'Twas the Night After Christmas
- 12 days of Christmas
- 12 Days of Windows 95
- A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
- A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife
- A 70-year-old man has never been married
- A bad day
- A bad habit
- A bar name
- A bartender was getting ready to close for the night
- A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist
- A big bird
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife
- A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot
- A blind guy goes into a whore house
- A blind man is standing at the corner
- A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down
- A Blind Mans Sport
- A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night
- A blond at a party was telling her friend
- A Blonde
- A blonde and a brunette were talking one day
- A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor
- A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember
- A blonde came running home to her mother
- A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life
- A blonde decides to try horseback riding
- A blonde goes for a job interview
- A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm
- A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist
- A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try
- A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand
- A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job
- A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being
- A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale
- A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor
- A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman
- A bored woman says to her husband
- A bowl of chili
- A bowlegged man
- A boy comes home from school and tells his mother
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest
- A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India
- A Britt in South Africa was enjoying a ride
- A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy
- A Burglar is in Big Trouble
- A bus conversation
- A bus filled with politicians was driving through the
- A bus stops and two Italian men get on
- A business man from New York decided to quit his job
- A business man got on an elevator in a building
- A businessman boards a flight
- A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond
- A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian
- A caring son
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet
- A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady
- A catholic lithany
- A cattleman from West Texas died
- A change of style
- A Change Of Vows
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
- A chinese detective
- A circumcision
- A city boy was visiting the country and
- A clear moral
- A clever court case
- A closer call
- A college couple is under a tree on campus making out
- A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students
- A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife
- A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down
- A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife
- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife
- A construction worker goes to the doctor and says
- A construction worker was whistling
- A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over
- A couple came upon a wishing well
- A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're
- A couple have not been getting along for years
- A couple married forty years were revisiting the
- A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck
- A couple of geezers were sitting
- A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night
- A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt
- A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office
- A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one
- A cowboy walked into a barber shop
- A crowd had gathered around a whore and
- A cure for a headache
- A cure for atheism
- A customer sent an order to a distributor
- A customer walks into a pharmacy
- A customer walks into a restaurant and notices
- A dancing duck
- A dangerous animal
- A dangerous job
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner
- A definition of God
- A degree at Life University
- A delicacy
- A dentis appointment
- A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary
- A department store
- A difficult golf game
- A disabled sea captain
- A divorced woman had been on her own for several months
- A doctor, an engineer, and a politician
- A dog for a wife
- A dog walks into a butcher shop
- A dog's Chalkboard Assignments
- A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes
- A drill instructor at Airborne school was
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way
- A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut
- A Drunk Scottsman
- A drunk staggered into a cemetery and
- A drunken blonde goes into a bar
- A dubious remedy
- A duck in the shop
- A Duck walks into a bar
- A duck walks into a general store
- A dyslexic nurse
- A failed attempt
- A fair offer
- A fair price
- A fair warning
- A family was having dinner on Mother's Day
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium
- A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa
- A farmer and his girlfriend
- A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull
- A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years
- A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were
- A farmer walked into an attorney office
- A fellow decides to take off early from work
- A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when
- A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf
- A fellow in a bar notices a woman
- A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him
- A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic
- A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women
- A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert
- A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man
- A few questions and answers
- A few words of wisdom
- A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked
- A fine sermon
- A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as
- A folk remedy
- A fortunate twist of fate
- A fortune teller
- A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American
- A fun game
- A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki
- A game of Animal Football
- A game of golf
- A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar
- A gentler way
- A German shepherd went to a Western Union office
- A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City
- A girl called the police department and reported that
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated
- A girl goes to the doctor
- A girl runs home to her mother crying
- A Girl Scout troop leader
- A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them
- A glass of water
- A golfer hit his drive on the first hole
- A good idea
- A good student
- A great new hearing aid
- A great way to spend eternity
- A group of Americans was touring Ireland
- A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel
- A group of cowboys were branding some cattle
- A group of third, fourth and fifth graders
- A gruesome discovery
- A gruesome murder
- A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
- A guide to Walking Tigers
- A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her
- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for
- A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere
- A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce
- A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week
- A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says
- A guy in a bar
- A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman
- A guy is stranded on an island with only a
- A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss
- A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back
- A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right
- A guy steps into an elevator and
- A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to
- A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot
- A guy walks into a post office
- A guy walks into an elevator and stands next
- A guy was driving down the road in his Yugo
- A guy was driving home one evening
- A guy was pulled over by a cop
- A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger
- A guy was trying to console a friend
- A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair
- A guy's on the electric chair
- A hearing problem
- A hearty breakfast
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle
- A helping hand
- A henpecked husband
- A Hero
- A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University
- A historical example
- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center
- A horny young man went to a brothel
- A horrible curse
- A horrible tragedy
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
- A horse and a rabbit
- A hot meal
- A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding
- A human's Chalkboard Assignments
- A hundred dollars
- A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle
- A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home
- A husband and wife are on a nudist beach
- A husband and wife were in their back yard
- A husband and wife were out playing golf
- A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and
- A husky foreigner, looking for sex
- A jazz chord
- A jealous husband hires a private detective
- A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend
- A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying
- A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg
- A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites
- A Jewish Mother
- A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist
- A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau
- A judge asked a defendant to please stand
- A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by
- A kind of sport
- A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters
- A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land
- A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson
- A lady was in a hardware store looking at
- A large difference
- A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man
- A lawyer named Strange died
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken
- A lesson in ebonics
- A Letter from Account Receivables
- A letter to John Hinkley
- A life-long city man, tired of the rat race
- A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
- A little boy and his dad are standing in line
- A little boy did not go to school one day
- A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel
- A little boy walks up to his father and says
- A little boy was excited about his first day at school
- A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could
- A little change
- A little delusion
- A little game
- A little girl and a little boy were at day care
- A little girl came running into the house crying
- A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower
- A little girl was out with her Grandmother
- A little girl was playing up a tree near a church
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales
- A little girl was walking along a beach in California
- A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots
- A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus
- A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter
- A little period
- A little town had a high birth rate that
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly
- A local United Way office realized that
- A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South
- A lost skill
- A loving couple
- A lusty camel
- A Lutheran minister is driving down
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi
- A lying cheat
- A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top
- A man and a woman are sitting next to each other
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center
- A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves
- A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive
- A man and his wife
- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary
- A man and wife entered a
- A man answers the phone and has the following
- A man called the undertaker one afternoon
- A man calls his family doctor
- A man calls his mother in Florida
- A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises
- A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts
- A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has
- A man comes to a doctor and
- A man decided to have a face lift
- A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table
- A man enters a barber shop for a shave
- A man escapes from prison
- A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room
- A man gets home early from work
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus
- A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad
- A man goes to a psychiatrist
- A man goes to his bank manager and says
- A man goes to the doctor
- A man goes to the doctor with a long history of
- A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day
- A man had been drinking at the bar for hours
- A man in a state of excessive inebriation
- A man is driving down the freeway
- A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch
- A man is driving down the road for a long period of time
- A man is giving evidence in court and the defendant's
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up
- A man is waiting for his wife to give birth
- A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder
- A man is walking past this house when a used condom
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats
- A man moves into a nudist colony
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist
- A man running a little behind schedule arrives
- A man sat quietly reading his morning paper
- A man says to his wife
- A man spoke frantically into the phone
- A man stops by a diner at noon
- A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar
- A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor
- A man takes his dog for a walk in the park
- A man takes his sick dog to the vet
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet
- A man took his wife to the doctors
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items
- A man walked into a lawyer's office and
- A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla
- A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow
- A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks
- A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told
- A man walks into a doctor office
- A man walks into a friend and sees
- A man walks into a jewellers shop
- A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom
- A man walks into a pub
- A man was being interviewed for a job
- A man was complaining to a friend
- A man was driving from New York to San Francisco
- A man was driving through West Virginia
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road
- A man was interviewing for a sales representative
- A man was leaving church one day
- A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel
- A man was playing a game of golf
- A man was riding in the back of his limousine
- A man was taking his wife
- A man was walking down the street when he noticed
- A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice
- A man went to the doctor for a check up
- A man went to the doctor to get a physical
- A man went to the police station wishing to speak
- A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar
- A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin
- A manager of a restaurant had called its owner
- A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing
- A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral
- A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise
- A materialist
- A merchant captain and several of his officers
- A Mexican, a black, and a white guy
- A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married
- A middle manager is called into his bosses office
- A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy
- A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot
- A midget walks into the doctors and says
- A milk bath
- A miserable rooster
- A Modest Essay
- A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter
- A mother was teaching her three year old daughter
- A mother-daughter conversation
- A Mother's Dictionary
- A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar
- A mute was walking down the street one day
- A necessary condition
- A Negro was travelling in china
- A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement
- A new method
- A new scam
- A new statue for the bedroom
- A new tax
- A new way to loose weight
- A New York boy was being led through the swamps
- A note exchange
- A novel grasp on marriage
- A novel idea
- A nun arrives at the local bar
- A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her
- A nun is walking down a deserted road when
- A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game
- A painful adjustment
- A panda bear walks into a restaurant
- A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday
- A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull
- A peculiar birthday card
- A peculiar dress
- A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven
- A penis study
- A perfect choice
- A photographer from a well known national magazine
- A pious man who had reached the age of 105
- A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport
- A police officer came upon a terrible wreck
- A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him
- A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out
- A policeman was patrolling near midnight
- A political man to a woman
- A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam
- A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations
- A poor little girl was begging in the street
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon
- A precise location
- A pregnant woman is about to give birth
- A present for the anniversary
- A priest and a lawyer are walking down
- A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue
- A priest is walking down the street one day when
- A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock
- A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist
- A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other
- A promise to keep
- A proper name
- A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague
- A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed
- A psychology student at a local university
- A Purple Heart
- A push
- A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar
- A rather novel way to
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor
- A real bastard
- A real calamity
- A really bad, terrible mistake
- A reason for break-up
- A reason for divorce
- A recent study showed
- A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach
- A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier
- A regular Friday night poker game
- A robber was robbing a house
- A rookie police officer was assigned
- A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of
- A rural Frenchman was on trial
- A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work
- A sad mourner
- A sailor and a marine are taking a piss
- A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny
- A school teacher injured his back and had to wear
- A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill
- A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy
- A Second Opinion
- A secretary
- A serious condition
- A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim
- A Short History of Medicine
- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him
- A six year old comes crying
- A small boy is sent to bed by his father
- A small boy walks into his mothers room
- A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall
- A small dissapointment
- A small misunderstanding
- A small mixup
- A Snail buys a fast New Car
- A snowball
- A staged wedding to bust dealers
- A state trooper pulled a car over
- A state-of-the-art watch
- A story with a moral
- A story with a morale
- A strange jigsaw puzzle
- A strange kind of robbery
- A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant
- A stupid dog
- A stuttering problem
- A substitute for women
- A succession of generations
- A suitable transplant
- A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts
- A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
- A talking bird
- A talking Frog
- A talking horse
- A tall woman met a midget at a party
- A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder
- A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
- A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children
- A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates
- A technical bastard
- A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap
- A theological debate
- A tight travel budget
- A tough case was being argued in court
- A tough dilemma
- A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip
- A tourist from the United States of America
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop
- A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel
- A town in Poland had only one cow
- A tree's age
- A truck driver breaks down and
- A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks
- A use for Viagra
- A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona
- A ventriloquist was driving in the country
- A very desperate marriage
- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist
- A very Insulting Parrot
- A very modest lady applied for a job
- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist
- A veterinarian surgeon
- A vicious circle
- A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked
- A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American
- A visual joke
- A waitress walks up to one of her tables in
- A well dressed businessman got into a Manhattan cab
- A well laid out plan
- A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party
- A widow was feeling rather lonely
- A wife begins to get a little worried because
- A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband
- A wife was berating her husband
- A wife went in to see a therapist and said
- A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to
- A wild party
- A wise choice
- A wish for Christmas
- A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo
- A woman and her lover are on the bed
- A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat
- A woman asks the hardware store clerk
- A woman came to the psychiatrist worried
- A woman comes home
- A woman consulted a doctor
- A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child
- A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer
- A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog
- A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see
- A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says
- A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant
- A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor
- A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall
- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband
- A woman selling apples in New York
- A woman strode angrily into the large
- A woman visits her physician
- A woman walks into a pet store
- A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs
- A woman walks into a tattoo parlour
- A woman walks into her accountant's office and
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet
- A woman was thinking about finding a pet
- A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid
- A woman, a bus and a baby
- A WOMANS SCHEDULE
- A wonderful exercise
- A word play
- A work of art
- A yard sale
- A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking
- A young bloke has started work on a property
- A young blonde woman is distraught
- A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group
- A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm
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