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A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor

A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.

The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, Sandy said, “Would you like me to be your friend?” The boy hesitated, then said, “Okay”, looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked “Why are you standing here all alone? Why don’t you go and join those boys playing football over there?” “Because,” the little boy said with great exasperation,

“I’m the bloody goalie.”

Sent by Gerald


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