A blond at a party was telling her friend
A blond at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life. “They lie, they cheat and they’re just no good. From now on when I want sex, I’m going to use my vibrator”
“So, what when the batteries run out?” asked her friend
“I’ll just fake an orgasm like always.”
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