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1. Перевод слова liberal Liberal – либеральный, свободный; щедрый; гуманитарный Перевод слова Liberal arts – гуманитарные науки liberal meal – обильная еда a liberal giver – щедрый даритель liberal translation – вольный перевод staunch liberal – убежденный либерал He is a Liberal of pure heart. Он либерал с чистым сердцем. The Liberal party pushed for reforms. Либеральная партия поддерживала […]...
2. Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend; We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for the raising of $5,000,000.00 for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D. C. This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was […]...
3. Перевод слова Australian Australian – австралийский, австралиец Перевод слова Australian crawl – австралийский кроль new Australian – иммигрант, недавно поселившийся в Австралии Australian deserts – Пустынях Австралии Her voice had a slight Australian twang. У нее был легкий австралийский выговор. She was the first woman to hold the office of Australian state premier. Она была первой женщиной, занявшей […]...
4. The Australian way After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male near her age. She […]...
5. Liberal and Conservative News Bill: Why are you reading that Rag? Rachel: I enjoy reading it. I like its News coverage and its Incisive commentaries. Bill: That’s nothing but a Liberal propaganda rag. You can’t believe a thing they Print in there. Rachel: That’s not true. The news stories are Objective and Unbiased. This magazine isn’t like the newspapers […]...
6. Air Canada flight finds stranded Australian yacht They were ready to land in Australia, at the end of a 14-hour international flight, when the 270 passengers of an Air Canada flight were suddenly thrown into a high-seas search-and-rescue operation. Flight AC033 diverted after pilot Andrew Robertson got a call from the Australian Maritime Safety Authority on Tuesday to help search for a […]...
7. A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian says, “You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don’t even have a freezer! The Scotsman […]...
8. Перевод слова bunch Bunch – пучок, пачка, связка Перевод слова A bunch of flowers – букетик цветов a bunch of grapes – гроздь винограда a bunch of keys – связка ключей I’ll send her a Bunch of flowers. Я пошлю ей букет цветов. The children Bunched together in small groups. Дети разбиты на небольшие группы. He is the […]...
9. Перевод слова operation Operation – операция; действие, работа, функционирование Перевод слова To bear an operation satisfactorily – удовлетворительно перенести операцию to conduct welding operation – вести сварку operation from a distance – действие на расстоянии The Operation was of no effect. Операция не принесла успеха. The Operation of the pump is very simple. Этот насос очень прост в […]...
10. Why is the Donkey a Symbol of the Democrat Party? The donkey was first associated with the Democratic Party during the 1828 presidential election when opponents of Democratic candidate Andrew Jackson referred to him as a “jackass.” Before getting into the answer to this question, we should first address an terminology issue – the difference between the “Democrat Party” and the “Democratic Party.” The proper […]...
11. One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on. She said “you don’t have to worry about getting me pregnant because you are too […]...
12. A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel. He went up to the pimp, and asked him what he had. The pimp showed him a blonde whore for $50, but she was far too expensive. The pimp then showed him a brunette for $10, but she was also too expensive. Finally the […]...
13. Australian Cities and Towns – Большие и малые города Австралии The capital of Australia, Canberra, is a young and comparatively small city. It was founded in the 20th century and now has a population of about 260 000 people. The centre of Canberra is a small hill. Several streets run from that hill. Special charm is given to Canberra by an artificial lake in the […]...
14. Перевод слова production Production – производство, изготовление Перевод слова Commodity production – товарное производство detractive from the merits of a production – ведущий к ухудшению качества продукции to drop the rate of production – сокращать уровень производства Production is up this quarter. Уровень производства повысился в этом квартале. Production slowed. Производство замедлилось. The factory has had to slow […]...
15. Значение идиомы tight money [tight money] {n. phr.} The opposite of inflation, when money ishard to borrow from the banks. The government decided that tightmoney is the way to bring down inflation....
16. A police officer came upon a terrible wreck A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.” The monkey looked up at […]...
17. Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of fucking his wife. Johnny’s father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little […]...
18. An Australian Christmas Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleigh Never have a white Christmas When you in Melbourne live Wearing hot pants on the beach When you your presents give Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his […]...
19. Australia (2) Топик Австралия (2) продолжает знакомить вас с Австралией. Вы узнаете, что в столице страны Канберре не строят промышленных предприятий, что январь в Австралии – самый жаркий месяц в году, а про животных этого континента написано много интересных книг. Несмотря на то, что Австралия – самый маленький континент, страна богата полезными ископаемыми, это уголь, никель, цинк […]...
20. Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami. They were discussing the fact that if they go for a swim, someone might steal their cigarettes, but if they take the cigarettes with them, they will get soaked. Then they notice a gorgeous girl walking out of the ocean. She reaches into the top of […]...
21. A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again […]...
22. Перевод слова curb Curb – обуздывать, сдерживать Перевод слова To put a curb on one’s anger – сдерживать гнев to put a curb on smb.’s spending – резко ограничить чьи-л. расходы to curb inflation – сдерживать инфляцию Pills designed to Curb your appetite. Таблетки предназначены, чтобы обуздать аппетит. Liberal import policies will Curb smuggling. Либеральное регулирование импорта воспрепятствует […]...
23. Перевод слова security Security – безопасность, секретность; службы безопасности Перевод слова System of collective security – система коллективной безопасности national security – безопасность страны security report – донесение службы контрразведки Security is a primary need. Главное – обеспечить безопасность. Security measures were stepped up. Были приняты усиленные меры безопасности. America’s national Security is at issue. На карту поставлена […]...
24. Marriage quotes 14 This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. – Groucho Marx We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that […]...
25. A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls a beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist how much it would cost to repair the condom. The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spot welding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for 29 pence, […]...
26. Getting Access to Restricted Areas Security officer: Excuse me, sir, but this is a Restricted area. Only Authorized personnel are Permitted. Carl: I just want to take a quick look. Is this really where the president will be speaking? Security officer: I can Neither confirm nor deny that, sir. Please step aside. Carl: What if I have Press credentials? Could […]...
27. Перевод слова political Political – политический Перевод слова Political chaos – политические беспорядки clarification of political opinion – прояснение политических взглядов political clout – политическое влияние The book was a Political bombshell. Книга была политической бомбой. He harbours Political ambitions. Он питает политические амбиции. Reagan was a shrewd Political operator. Рейган был искусным политиком. rel=”nofollow”>...
28. A man is walking past this house when a used condom A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it. An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock […]...
29. Перевод слова greenback Greenback – банкнота, доллар Перевод слова Greenback inflation – инфляция бумажных денег Greenback party – партия, требующая, чтобы государственные банковские билеты были единственной валютой в США She threw a few Greenbacks on the counter to pay for the drinks. Она бросила несколько зеленых бумажек на прилавок, чтобы заплатить за напитки. The Australian dollar rose against […]...
30. Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling much better since his operation, but couldn’t account for the enormous bump on the back of his head. “Oh, that,” chuckled Mrs. Horntoot. “Just before your operation they suddenly ran out of ether!”...
31. Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269 Dear John Doe, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS. Although your general appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product in the advertisement does not […]...
32. An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions. “Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked.” “The same as the short ones, honey.”...
33. One doc operated on a person for a hernia One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched operation theatre but could not find the balls of the patient. […]...
34. A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have. He says, “A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse.” One student stands up and says, “Professor, […]...
35. A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later, she’s still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat […]...
36. Social Security Sex Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”...
37. Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________ NAME: ADDRESS: Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for _______________, at ___________(a. m.)(p. m.). The purpose of this Extremely delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects Your eyes to your rectum and hopefully get rid of your shitty Outlook on life. […]...
38. Always Late to the Party – E. T. II: Nocturnal Fears (Story Treatment) Midway through the summer of 1982, there was no one absorbing more power in Hollywood than Steven Spielberg. With his sci-fi masterpiece, “E. T.: The Extra-Terrestrial,” Spielberg not only had a smash hit flexing unreal box office muscle, but a motion picture that won over every audience it played for, burrowing straight into total cultural […]...
39. Перевод слова sense Sense – чувство, ощущение; разум, рассудок, смысл Перевод слова Bitter sense of shame – мучительное чувство стыда a sense of pain – ощущение боли in one’s right senses – в здравом уме sense comes with age – разум приходит с годами Common Sense is not so common Здравый смысл не так уж часто встречается. I […]...
40. Conducting a Search Security Chief: Okay, people. We’ve just had a report of a Missing child on this property. We need to find him fast. I want you two To search Every room in this building. Look in Every nook and cranny. Ramona: Excuse me, may I ask a question? Security Chief: You can when I’m done. Now […]...