Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam.” The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.”
She brings out a bigger one. He says, “Still not big enough.” She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, “Still not big enough.”
She says, “Listen, Ace, why don’t you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?”
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