A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?”
(ΠΠΎΠΊΠ° ΠΎΡΠ΅Π½ΠΎΠΊ Π½Π΅Ρ)Related topics:
- ΠΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π²ΠΎΠ΄ ΡΠ»ΠΎΠ²Π° diamond Diamond – Π°Π»ΠΌΠ°Π·, Π±ΡΠΈΠ»Π»ΠΈΠ°Π½Ρ ΠΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π²ΠΎΠ΄ ΡΠ»ΠΎΠ²Π° Diamond of the first water – Π±ΡΠΈΠ»Π»ΠΈΠ°Π½Ρ ΡΠΈΡΡΠΎΠΉ Π²ΠΎΠ΄Ρ cut diamond – ΠΎΡΡΠ»ΠΈΡΠΎΠ²Π°Π½Π½ΡΠΉ Π°Π»ΠΌΠ°Π·, Π±ΡΠΈΠ»Π»ΠΈΠ°Π½Ρ industrial diamond – ΠΏΡΠΎΠΌΡΡΠ»Π΅Π½Π½ΡΠΉ Π°Π»ΠΌΠ°Π· That’s a whopper of... ...
- ΠΠΎΡΠ»ΠΎΠ²ΠΈΡΠ° / ΠΏΠΎΠ³ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡΠΊΠ° diamond cuts diamond – ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π²ΠΎΠ΄ ΠΈ Π·Π½Π°ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅, ΠΏΡΠΈΠΌΠ΅Ρ ΠΈΡΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΠ·ΠΎΠ²Π°Π½ΠΈΡ ΠΠΎΡΠ»ΠΎΠ²ΠΈΡΠ° / ΠΏΠΎΠ³ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡΠΊΠ°: diamond cuts diamond ΠΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π²ΠΎΠ΄: ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ½ Π΄ΡΡΠ³ΠΎΠΌΡ Π½Π΅ ΡΡΡΡΠΏΠΈΡ ΠΠΊΠ²ΠΈΠ²Π°Π»Π΅Π½Ρ Π² ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΎΠΌ ΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠ΅: Π½Π°ΡΠ»Π° ΠΊΠΎΡΠ° Π½Π° ΠΊΠ°ΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ ΠΡΠΈΠΌΠ΅Ρ: Even though the two friends in fact shared each other’s... ...
- When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the... ...
- Sending a 3,106 carat diamond by Parcel Post! The Cullinan Diamond is the largest rough diamond ever found – at 3,106.75 carats. It was found in South Africa in 1905 and had to be transported from South Africa... ...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whole world,” she boasted. “The first is the... ...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man’s oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending... ...
- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,... ...
- A kind of sport A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying in... ...
- Ring, ring! *ring* *ring* “Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?” “I’ll bet you want me to come into your bedroom,” a male voice whispered huskily, “…undress... ...
- Being hurt A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the... ...