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A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office

A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”

The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.” And he then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, “Just what exactly are you trying to find out?”

The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can’t go to her house. I am married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor’s office.”




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