A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that. Jim looked at Tom and said, “Did you see that? What in the hell were Nancy & Betty wearing?” “I don’t know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing.”
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