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8. Перевод слова naked Naked – голый, явный, неприкрытый Перевод слова Invisible to the naked eye – невидимый невооруженным взглядом naked aggression – явная агрессия to strip smb. naked – раздеть кого-л. донага naked... ...
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11. Перевод слова peculiar Peculiar – своеобразный, специфический, особенный Перевод слова The peculiar formation of the heart – специфическое строение сердца be peculiar in dress – одеваться оригинально peculiar flavor – специфический вкус She... ...
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33. Значение идиомы a hell of [a hell of] a [or one hell of a] {adj. or adv. phr.}, {informal} Extraordinary; very. He made a hell of a shot during the basketball game. Max said seven... ...
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