A horny young man went to a brothel

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6. Перевод слова madam Madam – мадам, госпожа, сударыня Перевод слова Madam Chairman – госпожа председатель proper madam – девушка с тяжелым характером she is a bit of a madam – она любит командовать... ...
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8. A fair warning Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons... ...
9. Перевод слова obvious Obvious – очевидный, явный, заметный Перевод слова Obvious advantage – очевидное преимущество his embarrassment was obvious – он явно смутился for an obvious reason – по вполне понятной причине It’s... ...
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12. The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, “If you can read this you’re too damn close” embroidered on her panties... ...
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15. An old sailor goes to a brothel An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins. “How am I doing?” He asks. “Three knots,” she replies. “Three knots? What’s that mean?” “You’re... ...
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18. The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away at once, eyes... ...
19. The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. “What would you... ...
20. Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. “Ah, will you... ...
21. A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, “Stop making... ...
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23. Перевод слова floor Floor – пол, настил, этаж Перевод слова Dirt floor – земляной пол to live on the same floor – жить на одном этаже floor paint – краска для пола Please... ...
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25. Значение идиомы mop the floor with [mop the floor with] or [mop up the floor with] or [wipe the floorwith] or [wipe up the floor with] {v. phr.}, {slang} To defeat veryclearly or quickly; to beat... ...
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28. Перевод слова prefer Prefer – предпочитать; выдвигать Перевод слова I prefer meat well done – я предпочитаю хорошо прожаренное мясо if you prefer – если хотите to prefer a request – подать просьбу... ...
29. On a very cold night On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, “You’ll have to wait.” “But there’s lots of girls that aren’t busy right... ...
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31. Значение идиомы lead the way [lead the way] {v. phr.} To go before and show how to go somewhere;guide. The boys need someone to lead the way on their hike. Themen hired an Indian to... ...
32. Перевод слова Lead Слово: lead Транскрипция: [liːd] Перевод: вести; приводить Пример: Lead the way since you are the only one from around here. Веди нас, так как ты единственный, кто тут местный. I... ...
33. Значение идиомы sit up and take notice [sit up and take notice] {v. phr.}, {informal} To be surprised intonoticing something. Grace had never impressed her teachers. Hearingthat she had won the essay contest made them sit up... ...
34. Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you ever get to feeling horny?” “Yes,” her friend replied. “What do you do about it?” “I... ...
35. Значение идиомы walk the floor [walk the floor] {v. phr.} To walk one direction and then the otheracross the floor, again and again; pace. Mr. Black walked thefloor, trying to reach a decision. The sick... ...
36. A divorced woman had been on her own for several months A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and was starting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the... ...
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38. Значение идиомы ground floor [ground floor] {n.} 1. First floor of a house or building. Mrs. Turner has an apartment on the ground floor. 2. {informal} The firstor best chance, especially in a business.... ...
39. Перевод слова surprise Surprise – сюрприз, удивление; удивлять, поражать Перевод слова In surprise – удивленно a surprise visit – приход в гости без предупреждения I shouldn’t be surprised if… – я нисколько не... ...
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