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A horny young man went to a brothel

A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available. Madam, “On the first floor, we have the ex-models… they are all slinky and sexy… On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses…they are all buxom and beautiful… On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers…. they…” Man, “Say no more! Lead me to the third floor.” Madam, “Are you sure… I’m surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses.” Man, “It’s obvious, ma’am, teachers always make you do a thing over and over again, until you’re perfect at it.”


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