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Best riddles part 3

What kind of soda must you not drink?

Ответ: Baking soda.

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What part of your body has the most rhythm?

Ответ: Your eardrums.

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How does Mother Earth fish?

Ответ: With North and South Poles!

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Where is the ocean the deepest?

Ответ: On the bottom.

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Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?

Ответ: In a seafood restaurant.

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What do whales like to chew?

Ответ:

Blubber gum.

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How do rabbits travel?

Ответ: By hareplane!

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What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Ответ: Long time no sea.

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What is a pickle’s all time favorite musical?

Ответ: Hello, Dilly.

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What did one potato chip say to the other?

Ответ: Shall we go for a dip?

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What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?

Ответ: Hello, sucker!

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How does a king open a door?

Ответ: With a monarch-y.

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What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?

Ответ: Good eyesight!

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What

clothing does a house wear?

Ответ: Address.

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What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?

Ответ: Pumps!

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What kind of ties can’t you wear?

Ответ: Railroad ties.

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What did the sock say to the foot?

Ответ: You are putting me on!

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Why are potatoes good detectives?

Ответ: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

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Why was the belt arrested?

Ответ: For holding up the pants!

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What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?

Ответ: Spy-focals.

What is the correct way to file an axe?

Ответ: Under the letter A.

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Why does Lucy like the letter K?

Ответ: It makes Lucy lucKy.

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Why is the letter D so important at a wedding?

Ответ: We cannot be wed without it.

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What letter comes after B in the alphabet?

Ответ: The letter e. (alphaBET)

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If your worst enemy fell overboard, what letter would suit you?

Ответ: LETTER B.

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Why is the letter A like a flower?

Ответ: It is always followed by bees.

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Why are A, E, and U the prettiest vowels?

Ответ: You cannot have beauty without them.

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What is the coldest letter?

Ответ: C – it is in the middle of ice.

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Why is the letter E so unfortunate?

Ответ: It is always in debt.

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What word of 8 letters can you subtract 5 and leave 10?

Ответ: Tendency.

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How, besides NME, can you spell enemy with 3 letters?

Ответ: FOE.

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Why is the letter D like a sailor?

Ответ: Because it follows the C.

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Why is the letter G like the sun?

Ответ: It is in the middle of liGht.

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What letter is nine inches long?

Ответ: The letter Y, it is one fourth of a yard (9 inches).

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What letter is never found in the alphabet?

Ответ: The one you mail.

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What 3 letters make a man of a boy?

Ответ: a, g, e (age).

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Why is the letter A like noon?

Ответ: Because it is in the middle of DAY.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Ответ: Because it is the capital of England.

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What ends with E and begins with P and has a thousand letters?

Ответ: Post office.

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How do we know that S is a scary letter?

Ответ: Because it makes CREAM SCREAM.

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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?

Ответ: Teapot.

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From a word of 5 letters, take 2 letters and have 1.

Ответ: ALONE – take the A and the L and you are left with ONE.

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Why is the letter D so aggravating?

Ответ: Because it makes Ma maD.

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What letter is most useful to a deaf woman?

Ответ: The letter A can make ‘her’ ‘hear’.

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What letters are invisible, but never out of sight?

Ответ: S and I.

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When will there be but 25 letters in the alphabet?

Ответ: When U and I become one.

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Why should men avoid the letter A?

Ответ: Because it can make men mean.

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Why is the letter F like Paris?

Ответ: Because both are the capital of France.

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Why is T the happiest letter of the alphabet?

Ответ: Because it is next to U.

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Spell mousetrap in 3 letters.

Ответ: c-a-t.

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Why should a boy avoid the letter Y?

Ответ: Because it can turn a lad into lady.

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Why are 2 T’s like hops?

Ответ: Because they make beer better.

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Why is the letter U the jolliest letter?

Ответ: Because it is in the middle of fun.

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How do you get pies to work for the government?

Ответ: You add the letter S and get spies.

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Spell Indian tent with 2 letters.

Ответ: TP.

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How many Peas are there in a pint?

Ответ: There is only one P in pint.

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How much is 5Q and 5Q?

Ответ: 10Q – you’re welcome.

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Can you spell soft and slow with 2 letters?

Ответ: EZ.

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Can you spell a composition with two letters?

Ответ: SA.

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How can you spell rot with 2 letters?

Ответ: DK.

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What girl’s name is like a letter?

Ответ: KAY.

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Can you spell very happy with 3 letters?

Ответ: XTC.

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What did the kid say when he opened his piggy bank and found nothing?

Ответ: OICURMT.

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What Roman numeral can climb a wall?

Ответ: IV (ivy).

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Why should dieters avoid the letter C?

Ответ: Because it makes fat a faCt.

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What letter of the alphabet is needed to make a shoe?

Ответ: The last.

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What letter travels the greatest distance?

Ответ: The letter D because it is at the end of the world.

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What letters express the most agreeable people in the world?

Ответ: U and I.

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When were there only 2 vowels?

Ответ: In the days of No-A, before U and I were born.

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When did Chicago begin with a C and end with an E?

Ответ: Chicago always began with C and END always began with E.

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Why is the letter B like a hot fire?

Ответ: Because it makes oil, boil.

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Why is the letter R important to friendship?

Ответ: Because without it, friends would be fiends.

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How can you spell enemy using 3 letters (not NME).

Ответ: FOE.

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What is the difference between here and there?

Ответ: The letter T.

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Why is an island like the letter T?

Ответ: Because it is in the middle of water.

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What letters are the smartest?

Ответ: Because it makes fat a faCt.

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Why do your uncles, aunts, and cousins depend on you?

Ответ: Without U, they would not exist.

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What did the letter say to the postage stamp?

Ответ: You send me.

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What can turn a lad into a lady?

Ответ: The letter Y.

What is a drill sergeant?

Ответ: An army dentist.

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What happens when a pony gets sunburned?

Ответ: You get a little horseradish (reddish).

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What sickness can’t you talk about until it’s cured?

Ответ: Laryngitis.

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What sickness did Bruce Lee get?

Ответ: Kung flu.

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What is the difference between a person with a cold and a strong wind?

Ответ: One blows a sneeze; the other blows a breeze.

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Why can’t you believe what doctors say?

Ответ: Because they make MD (empty) promises.

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What’s the difference between a photocopier and a virus?

Ответ: One makes facsimilies; the other makes sick families.

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What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

Ответ: One knows the stops; the other stops the nose.

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Why did the dog see the doctor?

Ответ: Because a stitch in time saves canine.

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What should you say when the Statue of Liberty sneezes?

Ответ: God bless America.

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What’s the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Ответ: A boxer knows his blows; a person with a cold blows his nose.

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What’s the difference between a sick sailor and a blind man?

Ответ: One can’t go to sea; the other can’t see to go.

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What nuts give you a cold?

Ответ: Cachoo (cashew) nuts.

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How is medicine packaged for astronauts?

Ответ: In space capsules.

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What’s the difference between a sick person and seven days?

Ответ: One is a weak one; the other is one week.

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What’s the difference between ammonia and pneumonia?

Ответ: Ammonia is found in bottles; pneumonia is found in chests.

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What’s the difference between a dress maker and a nurse?

Ответ: One cuts the dresses; the other dresses the cuts.

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What’s the difference between a person with a terrible toothache and a rainy day?

Ответ: One is roaring with pain; the other is pouring with rain.

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Where do they send sick ponies?

Ответ: To the horse-pital (hospital.)

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What do you get if you add 13 hospital patients and 13 hospital patients?

Ответ: Twenty sicks (26.)

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