Certificate of Upgrade to Complete Asshole

Certificate of Upgrade to

Complete Asshole

Certificate of Upgrade

To

Complete Asshole

Is awarded to

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In Recognition of Your Obnoxious Attitude, Ability to Piss

People Off, Complete Asinine Juvenile Behavior and Total

Dedication to Personal Gain Without Regard to the Many

Hardships You Have Forced Upon Friends, Family, and Others

During Your Lifetime, You Have Become a Legend In YOUR Own

Mind.

To Recognize Your Upgrade From Half-Assed to Complete Asshole

Gives All Concerned Great Satisfaction. If Anyone, For Any

Reason, Doubts Your Status,

JUST BE YOURSELF!

Effective Date _________________ Signed _____________________


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