A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:
D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear. L: ?eh? D: Madam – You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR! L: ??EH?? D: (shouting) –IN YOUR EAR! – A SUPPOSITORY!!! L: Oh, thank Goodness – now I know where I put my hearing aid….