Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test

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4. Перевод слова memory Memory – память Перевод слова Chased on her memory – запечатлевшийся в ее памяти memory cleaning – очистка памяти irretention of memory – слабая память lapse of memory – провал... ...
5. Перевод идиомы if memory serves / if my memory serves me right, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: if memory serves / if my memory serves me right Перевод: если мне не изменяет память, если я правильно помню Пример: I think he was called Brian, if my... ...
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14. Значение идиомы in memory of [in memory of] {prep.} As something that makes people remember ; as a reminder of; as a memorial to. The buildingwas named Ford Hall in memory of a man named... ...
15. Перевод слова test Test – тест, испытание, проверка Перевод слова Nuclear tests – ядерные испытания strength test – испытание на прочность test in arithmetic – контрольная работа по арифметике a severe test of... ...
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28. Перевод идиомы commit something to memory, значение выражения и пример использования Идиома: commit something to memory Перевод: запомнить, заучить что-либо Пример: I worked hard to commit the names to memory. Я сильно старался запомнить имена....
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30. Пословица / поговорка repetition is the mother of memory – перевод и значение, пример использования Пословица / поговорка: repetition is the mother of memory Перевод: повторение – мать учения Пример: The teacher often made the students revise something they’d already learnt; he used to say... ...
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