Burger conversations
M. I. T.: “I had a nervous breakdown this weekend.”
“Have some fries.”
Caltech: “I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend.”
“Have some fries.”
Yale: “I got mugged on the way to class today.”
“Have some fries.”
Brown: “I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith.”
“Cool! Me too! Have some fries.”
Swarthmore: “I got a B.”
“Anywhere else it would have been an A. Have some fries.”
Princeton: “My father took away my Porsche this weekend.”
“Poor dear. Have some Escargot.”
Harvard: “Did you do anything this weekend?”
“Nope. Have some fries.”
Williams: “Don’t I know you?”
“Of course you do, silly. Have some fries.”
Cornell: “I killed my lab partner this weekend.”
“Bummer. Have some fries.”
Columbia: “I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school.”
“Me too. Let’s go get shot.”
Penn: “I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school.”
“Me too. Let’s transfer to Columbia.”
Stanford: “Dude, I have so much work this weekend.”
“Like, chill out, dude. Have some, like, fries.”
Dartmouth: “Oh man, I got so trashed this weekend.”
“Have some beer.”
Tufts: “I wish I were Ivy League.”
“Here, drink the fry grease.”
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