A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child

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4. Перевод слова deliver Deliver – доставлять, разносить, передавать Перевод слова To deliver an order to smb. – отдавать приказ кому-л. to deliver letters – разносить письма to deliver services – предоставлять, оказывать услуги... ...
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7. Перевод слова hospital Hospital – больница, госпиталь Перевод слова Mental hospital, hospital for the insane – психиатрическая больница hospital attendant – санитар больницы hospital bill – счет за лечение в больнице She works... ...
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15. Перевод слова child Child – ребенок Перевод слова Gifted child – одаренный ребенок delinquent child – провинившийся ребенок disobedient child – непослушный ребенок He is but a Child. Он всего лишь ребенок. I... ...
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39. Перевод слова woman Woman – женщина Перевод слова A woman with history – женщина с прошлым a woman of great insight – необыкновенно проницательная женщина likely young woman – привлекательная молодая женщина man... ...
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