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A great way to spend eternity

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love.

“How awful!” exclaimed the wife.

“Si, but what a great way to spend eternity.” added the husband.


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