At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:
Defendant: «Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.»
Judge: «Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?»
Defendant: «No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn’t know there would be women on the jury. Since I can’t even fool my wife, I’ll never be able to fool the four women jurors.»
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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women