At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:
Defendant: “Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.”
Judge: “Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?”
Defendant: “No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn’t know there would be women on the jury. Since I can’t even fool my wife, I’ll never be able to fool the four women jurors.”
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