Hiring a Hitman
Gus: Are you Shirley?
Shirley: Yeah, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. I’m told you’re the best Sniper in the business and you can be Discreet. I need a Hitman who can do a job, then Make himself scarce.
Gus: I’m your man. Tell me about it.
Shirley: There’s someone who’s been A thorn in my side, keeping me up at night, and it’s time To take him out.
Gus: Taking care of problems is my Specialty. I’ll need a Down payment now and the Balance when I Finish him off. We shouldn’t meet again, so I’ll tell you later where To make a drop.
Shirley: All right.
Gus: Good. How will I be able To spot the Target?
Shirley: Here’s a picture. He’s usually in the yard in the afternoons.
Gus: You want me to kill a dog?!
Shirley: Right, he’s my neighbor’s dog and he keeps me up every night. Is that a problem?
Gus: You bet it is. Who do you think I am? People are Disposable, but dogs? They’re a man’s best friend.
Shirley: Are you kidding me? You won’t take the job?
Gus: Nope, I won’t. If you want To pay good money to take out a dog, then that’s Your prerogative, but I have my Standards!





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