Customizing a Personal Webpage
Keiko: The Layout of your webpage is so Lame. Why don’t you Customize it?
Al: Why bother? I don’t want to spend the time or the energy.
Keiko: Let me show you my page. Check out this Background. Don’t you think it’s great?
Al: Yeah, it’s great. Can I get back to my book now?
Keiko: You haven’t even looked at my page. Look at this. You can add all kinds of Graphics and you can use the Profile editor to list information about yourself: your Hometown, your likes and dislikes, your Relationship status, your Mood, everything! You can Link to or Upload photos and videos, too. I even have a Custom cursor and this Scrolling text across the top
Al: Yeah, it’s all great, but kind of Dizzying.
Keiko: You haven’t even seen my Animated gifs. This funny baby will dance across the page, look!
Al: Thanks for the suggestions, but I think I’ll stick to a simple, Uncluttered page. How long did it take you to do all of that?
Keiko: How long? Maybe a few hours.
Al: I’d rather spend a few hours reading a good book.
Keiko: Suit yourself. Maybe that’s why you have 22 “friends” and I have 200.
Al: Clearly your time has been Better spent.
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