What Not to Name Your Dog

Everybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I call my dog «Sex». When I went to city hall to buy a licence I told the clerk I wanted a licence for Sex. He said «I’d like one too.» But then I said «This is a dog.» He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said «You don’t understand I’ve had Sex since I was nine years old.» He said «You must have been quite a kid.» When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife, me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said «You don’t understand Sex keeps me awake at night.» The clerk said «Me too.» One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. «But you don’t understand,» I said. I hoped to have Sex on T. V. He called me a show off.

When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said «Your honor, I had Sex before I was married.» The judge said «Me too.» Then I told him that after I was married Sex left. He said «Me too.»

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked «What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?» I said I’m looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.



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What Not to Name Your Dog