An actual mailing:
Greetings, You have just received the «IRISH VIRUS». As we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation.
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The Irish Virus