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1. A sailor and a marine are taking a piss A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit. So the marine says to him: hey, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss. The sailor says: yeah well, in […]...
2. Перевод сленгового выражения chow, значение и пример использования Сленговое выражение: chow Перевод: 1. пища, еда; 2. есть (пищу) Синоним: grub; eats Пример: I’m starving! Let’s get some chow. Я так хочу есть! Давай перекусим. Dinner is served. Let’s chow! Ужин подан. Давайте есть!...
3. Значение идиомы chow line [chow line] {n.}, {slang} A line of people waiting for food. The chow line was already long when John got to the dining hall. The soldiers picked up trays and got into the chow line....
4. Перевод слова copyright Copyright – авторское право Перевод слова This book is copyright – на эту книгу распространяется авторское право to infringe copyright – нарушать авторское право plagiarism of copyright – плагиат The book is under Copyright. Книга защищена авторским правом. He has Copyrighted all of his plays. Ему принадлежат авторские права на все его пьесы. Who owns […]...
5. Перевод слова pillow Pillow – подушка Перевод слова Lace pillow – подушка для плетения кружева to fluff a pillow – взбить подушку embroidered pillow sham – вышитая накидка Get me a Pillow. Принеси мне подушку. The bundle served him for a Pillow. Сверток служил ему подушкой. He was blanketed and Pillowed. Он лежал на подушке, завернувшись в одеяло....
6. When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. “Is that your grandmother?” I asked Chris when he boarded. “Yes,” Chris said. “She’s come to visit us for Christmas.” “How nice,” I said. “Where does she live?” […]...
7. Doing the Dishes A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike the dealer warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells […]...
8. Gauging the Doneness of Meat Chris: How do you like your Steak? Ruth: Well done. I don’t like any pink showing and I don’t mind if it’s a little Charred. Chris: I’ll cook it the way you want it, but it’ll be dry and Tough. Ruth: Yes, but a longer Cooking time kills Foodborne illnesses. I don’t want to eat […]...
9. Перевод сленгового выражения piss off, значение и пример использования Сленговое выражение: piss off Сленговое выражение: piss off Груб. Перевод: уходить, убираться, проваливать Пример: Piss off and stop bothering me! Проваливай, хватит мне мешать!...
10. Having Doubts About Getting Married Charlotte: What are you doing in here? The entire Wedding party is looking for you. Chris: Yeah, I know. Charlotte: Well, what’s the matter? You’re not getting Cold feet, are you? Chris: That’s just it. I’m really having Doubts about getting married. What am I doing here? I think I’m about to make the biggest […]...
11. Rejecting Newer Technology Darlene: Thanks for agreeing to take a look at my computer. It’s been Acting up lately. Chris: Sure, I don’t mind. Is this it? Darlene: Yeah. Chris: How long have you had this computer? It looks like it belongs in the Ice age. Darlene: I admit it’s a little Dated. I must be one of […]...
12. Tarantino This guy comes into a bar walks to the bartender and says” Bartender, I got a bet for you. I’ll bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a drop.” The bartender looks at the glass. It’s 3 meters away. He says……”You’re telling me you’ll bet me $300 […]...
13. Eating a School Lunch Chris: What are you doing? Let’s get into the hot Lunch line. Sybil: See this Lunchbox? My mom made me Brown-bag it today. She says that the lunches served at school aren’t Nutritious enough. Chris: That Sucks. What did she make you? Sybil: A salad. Chris: Oh, Gross. I really feel sorry for you. What […]...
14. On a cross-country bus trip On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy due to motion sickness. She make her way to the restroom, only to find it locked. She went back to her seat, laid her head back and tried to fight off the nausea. Unsuccessfully, she rolled her head to the right and threw up on […]...
15. Значение идиомы piss off [piss off] {v.}, {slang}, {vulgar}, {avoidable} To bother; annoy;irritate. You really piss me off when you talk like that. -[pissed off] {adj.} Why act so pissed off just because I made apass at you?...
16. Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. “Now you lissen good, Dan’l, ‘cuz here’s whatcha gotta do. One: Take out your penie-pipe. Two: Pull back the foreskin. Three: Pee. Four: Push back your foreskin. Five: […]...
17. Перевод слова teach Teach – учить, преподавать Перевод слова To teach children – учить детей to teach in a higher school – преподавать в высшей школе to teach music – преподавать музыку My father Taught me to swim. Мой отец научил меня плавать. I was meant to Teach. Я должен был преподавать. Teach me how to run the […]...
18. Paying for College Chris: Which colleges are you applying to? Marcella: None. I can’t afford to go to college. Even if I lived at home, Tuition, fees, and books are just too expensive. Chris: You could apply for Financial aid. Marcella: I don’t want to get a bunch of Loans and be In debt for the next 10 […]...
19. Eating Breakfast Foods Emil: Look at this Breakfast buffet. Wow, I’ve Died and gone to heaven! Tammy: I think I’ll just grab some Cereal, fruit, and a Bagel. Emil: What?! How can you Pass up this amazing buffet? I’m starting with some Bacon, Scrambled eggs, and Hash browns. Tammy: I don’t normally eat a big breakfast. If I’m […]...
20. Перевод слова list List – список, перечень; составлять список Перевод слова On a list – по списку to head a list – стоять первым в списке to browse through the list – просматривать список to skip through the list – пробежаться по списку She was third on the List. Она была третьей по списку. He was X’d off […]...
21. Household items Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around the Playboy Mansion. At one point, Hefner turned to his friend, and said, “Did you ever hear this joke? A woman receives flowers from her boyfriend. She turns to her friend, and says, ‘Oh, great. Now I’ll have to […]...
22. Household physics Laws of Household Physics Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples: 1. A child’s eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to the ability to actually do the work involved. 2. Leftovers always expand […]...
23. Geologist’s song 03 The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman (melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly Father) On a margin runs a canyon down into the ocean dark; There’s a basin slowly filling with detritus from the arc. Refrain: For the drifting causes rifting, Opens basins mighty fine Which strike-slip will close in time. With volcanics there’s no […]...
24. So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building and this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the white guy asks him, “How come you Mexicans don’t wash your hands after you pee?” And the Mexican guy replies, “Because we Mexicans don’t piss in our hands”...
25. Travel in the far east Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. Mueller is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal punishment. Each of […]...
26. Getting Shocking News Karla: You look like you’ve had a Shock. Chris: Yeah, that phone call Threw me for a loop. My ex-girlfriend is Pregnant and she wants me to take a Paternity test. Karla: Wow, that’s quite a Bombshell. Are you going to do it? Chris: Of course. If the baby is Biologically mine, I want to […]...
27. Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar. Chris looked so down and dejected, that John just had to go up and say something to him. “Say, Chris, how ya doing? How’s the tractor selling […]...
28. Перевод слова forward Forward – передний, передовой; вперед, дальше; способствовать, ускорять, пересылать Перевод слова To go forward – продолжать from this time forward – с этого времени (впредь) forward movement – прогрессивное движение to forward a plan – продвигать проект We put our watches Forward by 2 hours. Мы перевели наши часы на 2 часа вперед. Please Forward […]...
29. Значение идиомы you can’t teach an old dog new tricks [you can’t teach an old dog new tricks] It is very hard or almostimpossible to train an older person to acquire some new skill. – Aproverb. You’ll never teach your grandfather how to do his incometax on a personal computer. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks....
30. The Irish Virus An actual mailing: Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation....
31. Значение идиомы waiting list [waiting list] {n.} A list of persons waiting to get into something. The nursery school enrollment was complete, so thedirector put our child’s name on the waiting list. The landlordsaid there were no vacant apartments available, but that he would putthe Rogers’ name on the waiting list....
32. My household chores В топике Мои домашние дела – я расскажу о том, какие обязанности я выполняю по дому. Я помогаю своим родителям и у меня много работы: я делаю уборку в квартире, помогаю маме и бабушке готовить еду и печь торты. Еще я часто хожу в магазин и на рынок, закупаю продукты. В нашем загородном доме тоже […]...
33. Reducing Household Expenses Roland: If we want to save enough money to buy a house, we need to get serious about our Finances and do some Financial planning. I think the first step is to create a Household budget. Ginger: Okay by me. You know that I’m All about the Bottom line. Roland: Yeah, right. I think we […]...
34. Перевод слова household Household – домашнее хозяйство, семейство, дом, бытовой Перевод слова The master of the household – хозяин дома, глава семьи household cares – домашние заботы household goods – хозяйственные товары household management – домоводство We discussed our Household budget Мы обсудили наш семейный бюджет. Computers have become Household toys. Компьютеры стали домашним развлечением. Bleach kills Household […]...
35. Мои обязанности по дому/ My Household Chores На английском языке Перевод на русский язык My Household Chores Мои обязанности по дому My name is Kate. I’m thirteen years old. I’d like to tell you about my household chores. Many children in our country have some responsibilities around the house. I’m sure that in many other countries too. Some children are not happy […]...
36. My Household Duties – Мои обязанности по дому (2) I live with my mother and father. I like to help them. Every Sunday I clean my room. I take the vacuum – cleaner and clean the carpets. I sweep the floor, dust the sofa and the chairs, I try to dust the furniture in a proper way. We have got many flowers at home. […]...
37. My Household Duties – Мои обязанности по дому (1) This is my last year at school, and I work hard to pass my final exams successfully. As I am very busy, I can’t help my parents much in keeping the house. But still I have some household duties. Every day I do my room and my bed, wash up dishes, dust the furniture and […]...
38. Talking About Immigration Ann: The Immigration policy in this country is ridiculous. Why are there so many Illegal immigrants here? They Cross the border and take American jobs! They all need to be Deported. Chris: A lot of immigrants have lived here nearly all their lives. Do you mean to tell me that you want to do some […]...
39. Домашние обязанности/ Household Duties На английском языке Перевод на русский язык Household Duties Домашние обязанности My name is Ivan. I’m 14 years old and I’m at the 8th form of a secondary school. At the moment, I’m having summer holidays, as all classes and final tests have finished. Nevertheless, I still have lots of things to do. I’d like […]...
40. Топик “Мои домашние обязанности” (My household chores/duties) I think nobody likes it when his house is in a mess. Doing household chores and keeping the house clean and cozy are necessary in every flat. My parents work hard and they get rather tired after work. So it goes without saying that they don’t have to manage all the housework and I have […]...