Short Irish Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.

Q: What’s long & green & has a low I. Q.?
A: A St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn’t afford plane fare.

Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O’furniture!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!


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