Smuggling Across Borders
Christina: What is the Holdup? There are cars Backed up for half a mile.
Harry: I bet the Border patrol is looking for Smugglers.
Christina: Do you really think so? I wonder if there could be a Drug mule in one of these cars carrying Illegal drugs.
Harry: It might be drugs, but it could be any kind of Contraband. I’ve heard that there’s a problem with Gunrunning and other kinds of Arms trafficking across these borders.
Christina: Maybe they’re looking for people trying To sneak into this country without permission.
Harry: Or they could be looking for people trying To import exotic species without permission.
Christina: What kinds of exotic species?
Harry: Plants and animals that aren’t allowed to be brought into this country, at least not without Quarantine.
Christina: Plants? You mean like these Herb plants I bought?
Harry: I doubt if they’re Prohibited. Wait, you can’t leave the car!
Christina: What if this is contraband and they catch me with it?
Harry: They’ll Confiscate it and Send us on our way.
Christina: Are you sure?
Harry: Sure, I’m sure. They’d be much more interested in the Bats I’m smuggling in my pants anyway.
Christina: What?!
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