• A promise to keep

    “But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a tiny unset diamond.” “Yeah! I know.” said the fellow, “And, it’ll be mounted in a cluster...

  • The Barber Shop

    This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.”...

  • A great way to spend eternity

    A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by...

  • Passing an exam

    Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However,...

  • A Short History of Medicine

    I have an earache… 2000 B. C. – Here, eat this root. 1000 A. D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A. D. – That prayer...

  • Biologist experiment

    There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says...

  • Remember a child

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her...

  • Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she

    Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” “They’re mating, Lucy” he replied. “What do you call the...

  • It is all in the money

    A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat,...

  • A Snail buys a fast New Car

    A snail buys a fast new car. There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast...

  • A Purple Heart

    A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and board is available from the three old spinsters at the...

  • Banjo

    Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that’s not the way Earl...

  • Some time after their bitter divorce

    Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, “So… out looking for a little, huh?” She...

  • I’ve never understood why women love cats

    I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and...

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