Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election.
“I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. “I don’t know any of them.”
“I feel the same way,” the second man said. “Only I know them all.”





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