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What’s the definition of the perfect woman?

Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…

What’s the definition of the perfect woman?

She’s three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.


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