A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, “If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?”
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the last test has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries 1st RunnerUp – If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs,
Proctologists
Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;” by then it’s too late. This is a word that makes a certain part of our anatomy pucker in anticipation. Yes,
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were married this morning.” “Congratulations,” the desk clerk said, “how about the bridal?” “No thanks, just a room. I’ll hold her
The Speed of Time by Age
0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going to Albania – by covered wagon. Most common phrase: “Is it Christmas yet?” 10-19 Still slow. Scientific evidence seems to
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Level I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors d’oerves, and sipping their drinks. Later, some of the gather by the piano to sing carols while others admire the ornaments on your
Japanese management lecture
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. “You,