Going to a Spa
Jan: This is the life! Spending the day at a Spa is my idea of Paradise.
Tim: Yeah, it’s great.
Jan: Aren’t you enjoying yourself?
Tim: The Massage was okay, but why do I have to get a Facial and a Body wrap? I’m a guy!
Jan: Men need Rejuvenating, too. These are all Holistic treatments and you’ll feel like a new man when you’re done. Just enjoy the Pampering.
Tim: I feel like an idiot. How am I supposed to relax?
Jan: Why don’t you get a Body scrub or a Scalp massage instead? Maybe that’ll Calm your nerves.
Tim: I don’t need a body scrub or another massage. I just want to get out of here. When will we be done?
Jan: After this, all we have left are Manicures and Pedicures.
Tim: What?! I’m not getting a manicure or a pedicure.
Jan: You did promise to go with me to the spa if I agreed to have your four college friends stay in our house for two weeks, remember?
Tim: Yes, I remember. All right, let’s get this over with.
Jan: Just be glad I didn’t sign you up for Waxing!
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