You might be a redneck if…
You’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
You own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.
The best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade.
You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
You go to the family reunion to pick up women.
Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.
You can’t tell what color your car is because of the dirt.
Достопримечательности италии на английском.
Неопределенные местоимения и их производные в английском языке.
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