Knock Knock Christmas
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Igloo
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie… !
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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