The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. The boss pressed on, ” Who told you you could come and go as you please around here?” Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, ….”My lawyer.”
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