Submarine humor & fun

Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!

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Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander

“Sonar – Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth”

“Conn – Sonar, I hold no contacts – how ’bout you..?”

“Sonar – Conn, Supervisor to the Conn”

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QMOW: “Navigator we’re on a course for sea mounts.”

NAV: “Exec we’re heading for shallow water.”

EXEC: ” Captain, we’re running out of water.”

CAPT: “What, no water, …very well, secure the showers.”


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