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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology

From aperreat@saunix. sau. edu:

Have you ever wanted to talk about a girl but was afraid that you would offend the person standing near you?…NOT. Well, if you are, then here are some alternatives to some popular phrases.

I found them on a poster, but I don’t remember which one.

She is not: An airhead She is: Reality Impaired

She is not: A Bleached Blond She is: Peroxide Dependant

She is not: A babe or chick She is: A Breasted American

She does not have: Major league hooters She is: Pectorally Superior

She does not have: A Great Tan She is: Pigmentally Enhanced

You do not want to: Score or pick her up You want to: Attempt a Horizontal Encounter

She is not: A perfect 10 She is: Numerically Superior

She does not have: A great butt She has: A Superior Posterior

If she does not want to get: Married or hitched She does not want: Domestic Incarceration

She is not: Half naked She is: Wardrobe Impaired

She does not have: A perfect body She is: Anatomically Gifted

She is not: Drunk or tipsy She is: Chemically Inconvenienced

She is not: Small or short She is: Vertically Challenged



Текст sport and games.
Меню ресторана на английском языке.

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Politically Correct Feminine Terminology