When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts

In high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no passion.. So I decided I needed a passionate girl..

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability..

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement..

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition..

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned..

Now all I want is a girl with big breasts..