MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”
What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? “How does it work?”
What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? “How much will it cost?”
What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask? “Do you want fries with that?”
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