Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, «We work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for a blow job any day but Thursday.»
Jon says, «Why not Thursday?»
The boss says, «Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel.»
Мой завтрак на английском языке.
Одежда clothes.
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