The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the Cardinal next to him, “What’s a four letter word, ending in U – N – T that means ‘woman’?”
The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn’t even bother to look up. “*A*unt, your Holiness.”
The Pope didn’t speak for a second. “Oh.” He paused. “Do you have an eraser?”





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