Once i was working for an Excibition Gallery, as a outdoor cleaner, it was clear bright October day, when i came to my work, i saw a huge amount of stuff as a result of productivity about of 40 horses.
Horse police parked here for a 3 hours.
What should i do? i noticed a clean mashine moving slowly and ask driver for the help. He ride along with my «problem» and use his water stream with high power. As result my part of a territory was clean, but windows of a nearest restourant got darkened, you should have seen the officiant’s face!
Диалог про футбол.
Диалоги про спорт на английском.
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